I am now accepting donations

For my life.

Listen, I know money is tight, but I am tighter, therefore more deserving of your (not so) spare change.

I have concerts I need to attend, cities to visit, school to attend, and 14 kids to raise.
Help a sister out.

Plus, with all these newfound social networking websites, who has time to make money, anyways?

I promise I will make the most of your money, it will be going to a worthy cause- making my life more enjoyable and worthwhile.

Those of you for the quality of life argument- here is a solid case. Me. For a mere $200 a day (suggested donation), you will be helping a poor Midwestern girl live her life to the fullest.

Perhaps you don't have money to share, but maybe you have other goods and services that will be of use to me? Including, but not limited to:

1. A personal masseuse. I am hunched over all day: sewing seams, ripping seams, carving wood, typing on the computer, doing math homework. You have no idea how hard it is day in and day out.
2. Take me out to dinner. I love good food. And I love those who give me good food. fo free!
3. Go dancing with me. It's a dollar, I can splurge and pay from time to time, but don't expect that going in. It will be a rare occasion where I whip out my wall-e (Clever abbreviation for wallet. Like it? There's more where that came from)
4. Free plane tickets...to Paris. And I'm not talking Texas.
5. More free plane tickets. To Los Angeles. I left my scarf there and would really like it back. Also, I have 2 more ice creams to get on my punch card. One of them is free. Sympathize! Oh, and I'd really love to even out my tan. Maybe get my back this time.
6. 2 Words: Marc By Marc Jacobs.
7. Presents for my BFF and my sister. Their birthdays are coming up and I would really love to get them something this year. It doesn't have to be nice.
8. I really like movies... just saying.
9. Animal Collective Tickets for May 20 at First Ave. I will go crazy and pay YOU for these. as long as it's not some ridiculous price, like everyone and their mothers are charging. OH LETS BUY THESE $14 TICKETS, THEN SELL THEM FOR $100 EACH. GREAT THANKS. I thought I had more timmmmeeeeee!!!

If the Jonas Brothers can be serious, so can I.