Gold Star, High Five and Smiley Face for...

• For the person who made an event on Last.Fm announcing Nico's performance at the Caterpillar Lounge (Who has ever heard of that? no one.) in Minneapolis tomorrow. BY THE WAY...I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but Nico died approximately 11 years ago. Kind of hard to perform when you're in a state such as her (she? I don't know...you get the picture).
• The guys who went to a party, saw the lack of females in the population, then demanded their money back. When they didn't get it, the resorted to the next obvious step...Pulling out their guns and shooting 3 people! You gotta send a message, you know... People just aren't going to understand how serious you are about getting your $3 back from a party in a TRAILER in LAKEVILLE, MN. Not only did they not get their money back, but now they're going to jail. Maybe they should have just stayed home.
• Michelle Obama...for touching the Queen of England. But more so to the people who think that this is the 2nd most important video to watch on CNN.com (Beating "U.S.: Don't launch your Missile", "FBI on case of missing Ohio teens" and "World leaders: We can save jobs"...just to name a few.)

• The gold medal of honor and respect goes to the woman who locked herself in the car and couldn't get out, until she called 911. I commend her for her brilliance and bravery in such a difficult situation. How was she supposed to know to unlock the car?