01 July 2009

Love Letters

Dear This Weekend,
What are you doing this weekend? Are we ever going to hang out? I would really like to spend some quality time with you and enjoy your company.
Love, Elise

Dear Friends and Future Friends,
If you take this pizza quiz and tell me what you got, I'll go there with you. I want to try all of the untried pizza places on this list by the time I leave for London so I can be an official pizza expert when I jump the pond...puddle...lake...swamp?
Love, Elise

Dear Fitness Experts,
If you would like to give me free personal training sessions so that after I eat all the pizza, I can be skinny and show the lovely people in Europe that Americans, and more specifically Minnesotans, are not "Small Houses" (Thank you Anna Wintour), that would be fantastic.
Love, Elise

Dear Emily,
If you would like to sometime record a video for me and give me that white dress in your picture, that would be OK, and if your phone could not attack mine anymore, I would maybe accept that. If you would be a good friend and stop calling me, I would really like that. Oh, and if you could just bring me my golden spoon boyfriend when you come home please (emphasis on the golden spoon...and boyfriend), that would be fabulous.
Extra Love, Elise

Dear Sun,
If you could not burn my face again tomorrow, but instead give me a nice even glowing tan, I promise not to block you from my life in the form of spf anymore.
Love, Elise

1 comment:

Unknown said...

pizza quiz link failure. i really want to know so this is no good!