HI OKAY TIME TO READ AGAIN

So, been too busy to even talk about how busy I am. Turns out, I'm still real busy but giving out a post anyways.

Here's what I've been working on (you know, turning the drawings into real life):

Oh you like facebook? Here's something you should be a fan of: DISTORTION

Oh you're on twitter? Here's something you should follow: DISTORTION...again?! YES.

Oh you have a calendar? Here's what you should add to it: DISTORTION...what the!! YEP. DO IT.

Why should you like any of this? I'll tell you why. We've been working our tootsies (what's a tootsie? idk) off to make this fashion show super swank and exciting. We've got a fundraiser coming up in January (was supposed to be on Saturday, but thanks to the snowpocalypse, it's postponed...I'll give the deets when we have it solidified), t-shirts being made by Anthem Heart, magicians (well...designers. same thing.) cooking up some amazing designs, Robyne Robinson as our MC (look she even has a wikipedia page!), and an awesome after party in the works so I feel like you have no reason not to come see our models strut our stuff (it makes sense, promise).

Tickets will be on sale soon soon soon, and you KNOW I'll be posting every single detail as soon as there are more details to be posted. I hope that even through my 2:22am fog, you can still sense my excitement. Either that, or at least feel the caffeine that's constantly running through my veins lately.

And here's a song...nothing to do with Distortion. Just for fun, I guess:

Also, this. I was going to go with an "I'll be back" clip, but obviously this is way sassier.

But really, I'll be back this time. Promise!